When I am on the road, I get asked on a daily basis what my favorite recipe is. It’s a ridiculous question considering how much I cook, but I try to answer as best I can. And that answer always comes down to this: My favorite recipes are those that bring together elements of that hunting or fishing trip onto the plate. These squirrel pies fit that bill.
Here’s the story. When my book tour hit Ohio, a reader — who is now a friend — name Jeff offered to take me out squirrel hunting near Mansfield, just north of Columbus. It was raining softly, which was a good thing. A little moisture lets you walk through the forest more quietly.
Squirrels, being smart, know this of course, and were their usual wily selves. Think I’m joking? Try hunting squirrels in a place where they are hunted. They are fiendishly elusive, and utterly unlike the park squirrels you may know best by their habit of begging for peanuts.
Still, Jeff and I are not new to the pursuit of tree ninjas. Using an heirloom .22 rifle, Jeff managed the first two squirrels of the day. I missed one, which was more than a little annoying, as the squirrel was right there — but managed to get the drop on another in a little patch of pine. My first bushytail of the season.
We ended up with six that day, which in my book is a decent day in the squirrel woods. What was I going to cook with them, Jeff asked?
An idea formed in my head as we drove to dinner that night. All around me during the hunt were crabapples, oaks and black walnuts. These ingredients I knew would need to be in the dish.
I definitely did not want this recipe to be fancy. First, it’s a squirrel, for cryin’ out loud, and second, going haute cuisine didn’t seem right in Mansfield, Ohio. So I decided to make a squirrel pie, with acorn flour in the dough, and black walnuts and apples in the filling to go along with shredded squirrel meat.
And since I am fond of hand pies — empanadas by another name — I decided to make them instead of a larger pot pie.
I modified a dough recipe for venison hand pies I read in Ronni Lundy’s great cookbook Victuals: An Appalachian Journey, with Recipes. (If you’ve noticed I’ve been inspired a lot by this book lately, you’d be correct. It’s my current favorite cookbook.) Then I improvised a filling, extremely loosely based on Ronni’s hand pie recipe.
The end result is wonderfully woodsy. You can taste the acorns in the dough, the squirrel meat shines through well, and the apples and cabbage play a good backup. Our second version of this used the same filling but added shredded gruyere cheese, which I think was even better.
This recipe makes about nine pies, and I use a very California hack on rolling out the dough: I use a tortilla press instead of a rolling pin. Works great. You can buy a tortilla press in any Latin market or you can buy a tortilla press online — or hell, use a rolling pin.
Black walnuts are what I use, and you can buy them in many markets in fall. Use regular walnuts if you prefer. And I happen to have acorn flour lying around — here’s how to make it — but you can sub in any nice flour. Spelt, whole wheat, emmer, chestnut, etc.
And yes, if you are skeeved out by squirrels, use some other meat. Rabbit, chicken, pheasant, whatever.
Squirrel Pies
Ingredients
DOUGH
- 1/2 cup acorn flour
- 1 3/4 cups white whole wheat flour, or regular AP flour
- 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 3/4 cup whole milk
- 1/2 cup duck fat, lard, butter or shortening
FILLING
- 3 tablespoons bacon fat
- 1 cup finely shredded cabbage
- 1 cup minced yellow or white onion
- 3/4 pound shredded and chopped squirrel meat
- 1 cup diced apple, peeled and cored (I use Granny Smiths)
- 1/2 cup toasted, chopped black walnuts
- 1/2 teaspoon Cavender's seasoning, or black pepper
- 1/2 cup warm stock, squirrel, chicken or something light
- 2 teaspoons sorghum syrup or molasses
- 1 cup shredded gruyere, emmental or jarlsberg cheese (optional)
Instructions
MAKE THE DOUGH
- Mix the flours, baking powder and salt in a large bowl. In a small pot, heat the milk until it's steaming, then turn off the heat. Stir in the fat until it's mostly melted in; a few bits that aren't melted are fine.
- Mix the wet ingredients into the dry with a fork until it's a shaggy mass. Knead this all together until you have a smooth ball, then shape it into a cylinder. Wrap the dough in plastic wrap and set it in the fridge for at least 2 hours and up to overnight.
MAKE THE FILLING
- Heat the bacon fat in a large pan over medium-high heat and add the cabbage and onions. Saute until softened, about 6 to 8 minutes. Salt this as it cooks. Add the squirrel meat, apple, walnuts and Cavender's seasoning (or black pepper), stir well and cook for a few minutes.
- Stir the sorghum syrup in with the stock until combined, then pour this into the pan with everything else. Stir this well and let it cook another few minutes so the ingredients absorb the liquid. Turn off the heat and let the filling cool.
MAKE THE PIES
- If you have a tortilla press, get it out and cut a heavy plastic bag apart to make two plastic sheets that you'll use to keep the dough off the metal of the press. If you don't have a press, lay out a work space and flour it well.
- Cut the dough into anywhere between 8 and 10 pieces, trying to keep them about the same size. Put half the pieces back in the fridge. Roll a piece into a flat, disc and set it on a piece of plastic on the press. Put the other piece of plastic over it and squash the dough into a thin disc. I find that I do one squeeze, then adjust the dough so it's perfectly centered in the tortilla press. If you don't have a press, roll the dough balls into flat discs about 1/8 of an inch thick.
- Remove the dough from the plastic and put about 1/4 cup of filling on one side of the disc. Sprinkle some shredded cheese on top if you'd like. Fold over the dough to make a half-moon and seal. Crimp the edges with a fork and set on a floured baking sheet. Repeat with the rest of the dough.
- Bake at 400F for 25 minutes. Move to a cooling rack for about 10 minutes before you eat them. Best served hot, but they'll keep for a week or so in the fridge and are pretty good cold, too.
I read the link that brought me here as “squirrel hands” pie. I had to click it because I couldn’t begin to guess how many squirrels that would require.
This is so good
I started this recipe but found the filling was so delicious that I never made the pies. I ate the filling, all of it, straight out of the mixing bowl. Come fall I will try again. Hopefully I can resist long enough to complete the pies.
Hey Hank-
what do you mean by using shredded squirrel meat? Is the squirrel assumed to be cooked already at the beginning of this recipe?
Abbie: yes, exactly. Braised or simmered until falling off the bone.
This is what every squirrel was born to be. A perfect little pie that you can wrap in a napkin and jam in your pocket (there will be crumbs). High in calories, just the thing for sitting and waiting for deer.
The squirrel obsession started a few years ago when invasive eastern fox squirrels started a hard invasion of the neighborhood. Within a year all of the native Western Gray Squirrels had disappeared, along with the pileated wood peckers. I was crushed to see my neighborhood buddies vanish and searched for ways to help them come back. That’s when it dawned on me, the surest way to get rid of a problem is to eat it!
So eat the fox squirrels I did. My bird feeder became a place of death, handed out justly by a pudgy guy with a 22. The squirrel numbers have slowly tapered off, but my appetite for them has not. Every fox squirrel I see now appears to my eyes as a cartoonish running pie, for that is their destiny.
Hank, I’m in the process of making a batch of these. I was wondering if I can freeze them after assembly to bake down the road some time?
“Long ago I graduated to hunting much bigger and glamorous game, in places where the terrain and scenery could not be much more different from that gentle land. But those squirrels of my youth have never journeyed very far out of mind, and that is a good thing…I long to hunt squirrels.”
I also long to eat them – once again. I never had them prepared like this though – and I can only imagine – what’s not to like? And, Acorn Flour You Say? Never would have thought of that! Thanks…
This recipe sounds great , black walnuts sound good but being from Texas I will have to try pecans…. they are where the most squirrels are found anyway . A hearty THANKYOU !
The average yeld of estern grey squirrel dressed and deboned is around 8 oz. Reduced some in that depending on damaged meat from projectiles if hunted.
Also depending one size of game, average adult is .8 to 1.3 pounds but that can vary.
It sounds like a Cornish party but with squirrel instead of beef.
John: It is definitely similar, but the dough is a little different, and there are no root vegetables inside.
Great Recipe! Being lazy, I subbed almond flour for the acron flour and used Bob’s Red Mill GF All Purpose Flour. Turned out great. By far the best Gluten Free Dough I’ve ever used. I used 4 large grey squirrels and made 30 pies. These things are incredible.
Hi Hank ! first , love your books an anecdotes! i’ve made pies similar to these down here in louisiana, mainly big fox squirrels here, tough as shoe leather if not cooked for hours . to quicken this process i use a pressure cooker for 40 min and voila the meat slips right off the bone ready to be shredded by hand ! throw in some seasoning , onion , celery, carrots etc in the pressure cooker with the squirrel and it makes a delicious broth
Bill Prejean
About how many squirrels does it take to make 3/4 lb squirrel meat?